the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we're making bets on your personal life
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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