I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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