I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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