So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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