She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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