do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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