Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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