Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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