Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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