Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is the high leading the old right now
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
please don't ironically join a cult
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