What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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