I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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