TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
The ass gains better be worth it
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