5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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