he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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