do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, he came in my armpit
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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