There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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