You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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