Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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