It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just invented taco cereal.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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