What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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