I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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