Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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