drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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