Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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