dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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