Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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