Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
