Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We got so high we made milksteak
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
They are going to name an STD after you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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