you're like a bully in the Christmas story
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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