From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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