Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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