You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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