New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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