Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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