i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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