u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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