Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
