Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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