Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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