He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
