Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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