How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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