Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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