everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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