Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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