called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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