no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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