You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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