I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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