He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
tell me about the fingering
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