(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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