5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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