Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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