it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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