Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm at about main and main street
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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