you traded sex for a burrito?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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