Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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