Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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