I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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